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Ideology | 
(noun): That object that is created when two grievous truths are told simultaneously. | 
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Obfuscate | 
(verb): The zeitgeist of the confessions of the treasury. | 
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Orgasm | 
(noun): The state of being wherein one feels ripped off, yet has actually been given a nugget of truth. | 
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Investigate | 
(verb): The constant change of energies that lead to the expansion of the universe. | 
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Bureaucrat | 
(noun): A poem read in a monotone manner by a pretentious intellectual with a
cigar and a wink. | 
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Digest | 
(verb): To live: Action of going through different events with various feelings. | 
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Automaton | 
(noun): Something of constant substance. | 
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Beauty | 
(noun): A generally abhorrent feeling towards one's fellow man, personified in
a hog-like critter. | 
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Innocence | 
(noun): A form of marzipan. | 
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Cannibal | 
(noun): Heir to thee Albatross, colonel of the "Forces That Be." | 
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Eat | 
(verb): To participate in the Indo-European practice of diverting the enemy. | 
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Speak | 
(verb): The act of "hot-dogging." | 
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Muscle | 
(noun): Otherwise known as "Chuckie," Choe-Choe," or, in France, "Moe-Moe." | 
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