Definitions
Ideology

(noun): That object that is created when two grievous truths are told simultaneously.

Obfuscate

(verb): The zeitgeist of the confessions of the treasury.

Orgasm

(noun): The state of being wherein one feels ripped off, yet has actually been given a nugget of truth.

Investigate

(verb): The constant change of energies that lead to the expansion of the universe.

Bureaucrat

(noun): A poem read in a monotone manner by a pretentious intellectual with a cigar and a wink.

Digest

(verb): To live: Action of going through different events with various feelings.

Automaton

(noun): Something of constant substance.

Beauty

(noun): A generally abhorrent feeling towards one's fellow man, personified in a hog-like critter.

Innocence

(noun): A form of marzipan.

Cannibal

(noun): Heir to thee Albatross, colonel of the "Forces That Be."

Eat

(verb): To participate in the Indo-European practice of diverting the enemy.

Speak

(verb): The act of "hot-dogging."

Muscle

(noun): Otherwise known as "Chuckie," Choe-Choe," or, in France, "Moe-Moe."

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