Introduction: "My name is Diego...."
	My name is Diego and I'm a slut. I wasn't always a slut. There is some confusion among us philanderers whether promiscuity is innate or if it was thrust upon us. In any case, I am turned on by the body parts of both sexes but am mostly attracted to people's souls. I believe that monogamy is selfish. I believe in safe sex, though there have been times in bar bathrooms and alleyways and cars that were fast and furious and dangerously spontaneous where no condom was used—but I could count those times on my hands and feet. I get checked out regularly because my health is important. So far so good. I have dealt with the STDs I had unfortunately acquired at times, and they disappeared, never to rear their ugly heads again (I hope). Although I've never slept with an ugly person, I know I will one day—when my looks fade and I'm doomed to a life of masturbation. But until then...       These tales describe the strangest sexual encounters I've experienced as a slut. They are profound and odd and funny, and some may disgust you due to their graphic nature. A "word of warning to the weak of stomach" will precede each story that involves something gross. So without further adieu....
	continue to chapter 1...
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