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Although Sass is by far the most
talented female on skates (probably everyone's choice as
choreographer), it is common knowledge that she is also the
hussy of the rink. It is not uncommon to see her skate away
from one partner mid-song only to latch onto any man that
will take her (and they all will, believe you me). Her
motive is simply to make her boyfriend jealous and work all
the others males into a frenzy, and it seems to work.
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The gentle side of Sass manifests
itself while "working" with the ever-elusive Uncoordinated
Girl. She is unpatronizing towards her pitiful
protégé and exhibits a surprising amount of
patience and good will. I figure she has probably always
been at the top of the heap in any number of areas, so Sass
must be used to helping out with those less fortunate than
herself.
When it comes to clothes, Sass follows
one rule: The skimpier, the better. She has worked hard on
her body and deserves to show it off.
A reputable source had this to say:
"She's been cattin' around all the skate rinks in NoCal
since the early 80's. Rumor has it that she has
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never missed a couples skate -- and
is hell-bent on keeping that record intact. She was
especially popular in 88 when she held auditions at each
public skate for a partner in the next slow song skate. Guys
came from miles around to wait in line and show their
stuff.
Her popularity has waned a bit since,
what with the rise of inline skates, but she still has what
it takes to make it in her business -- a hot bod, a whole
lotta sass, and no loyalty to past loves and partners. Sass
is a gamer -- She'll stay on top forever."
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