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Dependable... Committed...
Earnest... All words which spring to mind when pondering he
who is known as Tie Dye. Kind of warms you from head to toe,
doesn't it? Well, don't get too ruffled up just yet,
because, like Button-Down-Guy, what passes for fashion
"sense" in Tie Dye's world casts quite a shadow upon his
otherwise commendable constitution. He consistently wears
the same tired tie dye shirt and probably ranks #1 in the
Offensive Hair Category, sporting an extreme version of the
schlong (short front, long back). And no, this is not an
accidental-do; A fellow devotee spotted Tie Dye on Haight
Street getting his tresses touched-up. For shame!!
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I get the feeling that Tie Dye has a
sincere love of sport, particularly the camaraderie the
scene fosters. No Hot-Dogger, Tie Dye prefers to skate with
others rather than work on perfecting crowd-pleasing tricks
& turns. One could attribute this to a mediocre skill
level or lack of self-esteem. I, however, choose to believe
it is simply central to Tie Dye's nature to surround himself
with others. He's just a "people person" and there's nothing
wrong with that, is there?
Tie Dye does enjoy performing in front of
the crowd, but he is a stickler for rules. When creating a
routine, Tie Dye does so near the back of the space and
gradually progresses towards the coveted front row spot. Any
coherent observer knows this is just good etiquette. And
sweet Jesus, you should see him shine when he pulls off a
routine or move. Hi Fives all around!
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