The Political Issue
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All the Dogs (A Jump Rope Rhyme for Kids)
by Ada Limon


Nuthin' Sirius (a collection of conspiracy theories from the people of California)
by Phil Ramirez


Oasis
(by Elton Cunniffe)


American Reform
(a memoir by Karl Soehnlein)


Chemi Ali
(a poem by Alec Way)


Five Political Facts and Associations, April 2003
(by Alex Robertson Textor)
Five Political Facts and Associations, April 2003.

The Two-Eared Man

by Alex Robertson Textor


1. Rick Santorum looks like one of those drag-hating Republican gay men you sometimes glimpse online--the kind of gay man who doesn't want to admit that he really wants to get fucked hard by skinny young effeminate boys in fishnet stockings while chewing on a tube of lipstick.

2. The right wing propaganda machine is controlling American political discourse. Any notion of liberals controlling the media is insane

3. Things have never been worse.

4. Today's terrorists can't take away my fantasy of exciting guntoting sexy leftwing terrorists disappearing behind the Iron Curtain in 1976 after blowing up a Swiss bank.

5. Good things should happen to the Dixie Chicks.
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rotating star Old Wine, New Bottles
(by Doug Welch)


Roused in thee Armchair
(by Ben Tinker)


Smartest Girl in San Francisco


Black Habiru Musings
(by Alec Way)





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